Michael Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 This made me laugh so much I was in tears haha... Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough."The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder."At RedHat, we don`t PISS on our hands." Come on I had to share it haha lenaminchenko, flangefrog, pcfacility and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xison Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 That made me laugh. haha Michael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MemoryX2 Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 Yeah I like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGGINS Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloV Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 This made me laugh so much I was in tears haha... Come on I had to share it haha lol the best joke ever This joke as made my day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcfacility Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Yep. Approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I heard this one probably a year ago, still funny. But at work I can't stand it when people don't wash their hands.. or they do that quick 1 second hand rinse no soap thing, even worse it just mobilizes all the germs. Michael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MemoryX2 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I heard this one probably a year ago, still funny. But at work I can't stand it when people don't wash their hands.. or they do that quick 1 second hand rinse no soap thing, even worse it just mobilizes all the germs. Me to! Even worse though is when I'm at a restaurant and see someone not wash their hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloV Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Just to raise the mood in Blesta Foruns, a new reformulated (by me) joke because of the lates security breaches: Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough." The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient." The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder. "At RedHat, we sometimes PISS on our hands, like in heartbleed, and the recent shellshock, but we trie hard not to" Michael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 oh and Paulov, Mac's are also effected by the Bash etc bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloV Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 oh and Paulov, Mac's are also effected by the Bash etc bugs lol yes, i make the mistake of saying that OpenSSL[heartbleed], (that can be installed on any OS), was Linux fault Michael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 lol yes, i make the mistake of saying that OpenSSL[heartbleed], (that can be installed on any OS), was Linux fault Yep Mac is a unix haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfitg Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 That was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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